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Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county. When she was of marrying age the farmer...
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like...
An old woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman....
A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph on the m1 looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He...
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses...
On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules. “The female sleeping quarters will...
One day a woman was checking her husband’s suit pockets and came across his ‘phone. There were three contacts of ladies saved in it, The Lady...
Little Johnny is a junior reporter for a small-town newspaper, Johnny is sent out on his first assignment. When he comes back, he submits the following...
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s & knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. The farmer asked, “Is your Dad home?” The...
Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad...
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse...
Shamus and Murphy two elderly friends fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering...
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks how much for a beer? The bartender replies “$1”. The...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution this guy looks edible, never seen his kind...
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: ‘Don’t Miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman.’ The salesman bought a...
There was an young farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the award for the best grown corn. One year a news reporter...
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her Grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and...
Dave was feeling depressed and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what...
