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A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked into the kitchen...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Little Johnny down to the water h*le to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket...
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he...
A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse stood in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse,...
An Old Farmer Was Farming And Minding His Own Business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest.” He has little beady red...
While in a line at the bank one afternoon. A Lady’s toddler (Little Johnny) decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run a muck....
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at...
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening. When the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways...
One morning to spice things up, the teacher decided to have a classroom drawing project. One person would start, then the next student would add to...
One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before they were...
A horse in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat. The donkey...
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th birthday; She was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age and so decided to risk an adventure....
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her for withdrawals less than...
After taking his seat on a plane. A young man was startled to see a pigeon strapped in next to him. After take-off, he asked the...
An old farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening. He noticed his neighbor walking up to his driveway carrying two of his chickens. His...
Every day a 4th-grade boy walks home from school past a 4th-grade girl’s house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt...
A family-owned one very horny bull and this bull was their only source of money. Other farmers brought their cows to the bull to get them...
A woman was looking around town for an antique full-length mirror for her posh house, when she entered antique dealers and inside she saw everything covered...
A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a farm. Lady asks the farm manager: “How many times can this bull perform?” Manager replies: “5...
