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This old man and old woman die and go to heaven. There, St. Peter gives them the grand tour of their new home. It’s a HUGE...
Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit...
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn’t matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round...
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, “What’s the matter? Are you having troubles...
A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future. “What will you do if I die before you...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon we’re going to be three in...
A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message...
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the...
The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor....
Husband: Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday Wife: How Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie Wife: that’s great, but we...
Not long after his marriage, Joe and his father, met for lunch. “Well, son,” asked the father, “how is married life treating you?” “Not very well,...
A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He...
A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over. “Do you realize you were doing 90...
Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel. The following morning, Nancy’s closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their wedding night...
A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined...
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked...
Harry and Sheila were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that Harry...
A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: Lady: I lost my Husband Inspector: What is his height Lady:...
A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she...
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You...
