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A blonde woman is down on her luck so she decides to kidnap a child to try to get some extra cash. She goes to a...
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the...
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood....
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would...
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and...
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff,s Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is...
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves....
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe...
There are three friends, Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your...
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells...
One day a girl on the beach with no arms or legs was crying and a life guard saw here came up to here and asked:...
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He...
A man is hitch-hiking and picked up by a driver. While their in the car they start talking and having a conversation. First they’re just talking....
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. “That’s something you’re never going to...
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his...
A man returned to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end of the car. There was no sign...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into hers, damaging the front bumper, and that she hadn’t made a...
