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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown, say, “That’s not it”, and...
As everyone sat around the table for a big family dinner, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruitment office....
Fifty-four years ago, Elmer Harrison, a Montana mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him...
A man was standing in a gallery, studying two near-identical pictures by the same artist. Both showed a glass of wine, a basket of bread rolls,...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. “I’ve got good news and bad...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies. “I want a baby more than anything else in the world,” said one. “But I...
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the...
A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre in India. “Is that the High...
A new bar manager at a country inn found two of his elderly regulars waiting on the doorstep at opening time. “Good morning,” they said, ordering...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would...
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their...
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.” The bartender poured him a beer. A...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured...
Old natural history books document the existence of a now extinct bird called the ono. From the same family as the albatross, it was a sea...
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain that anyone could possibly experience. The woman said: “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in...
A couple were attending their first pre-natal class. So that the husband could get an idea of what it felt like to be pregnant, the instructor...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
