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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long...
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
Martin had just received his brand new driver license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to...
My girlfriend, who is not very bright, sat next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer kept asking her to play a game of intelligence....
My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days,...
There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains,...
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says...
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the...
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. – Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives....
I go to the gym. One guy often arrives at the same time with me and we spend a few minutes in the locker room. I...
– When my mother-in-law came to visit us, all people in our apartment including our four kids have been arguing with each other for a week....
– Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me. – Is she there with you right now? – No, she is...
Walking along the street a family couple noticed a man and a cat with a sign: “TALKING CAT ON SALE – ONLY $20.” They came closer...
A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker...
