A couple made a deal that whoever died
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is make love after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back as we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have lovemaking. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.
I have lovemaking again, bathe in the warm sun and then have lovemaking a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch you’d be proud – lots of greens.
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have lovemaking the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it’s back to golf course again.
Then it’s more make love until late at night.
I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”
“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”
“No — I’m a rabbit in Kent’.