A couple’s 50th wedding anniversary

It’s the morning of a couple’s 50th wedding anniversary.

They’re sitting at the kitchen table having breakfast and reading the newspaper.

The wife looks at the husband and says

“you know if this was 50 years ago, we’d be sitting at this table undressed”.

The husband replies,

“you know what, you’re right! Let’s do it!”

They take off their shorts and resume their breakfast.

After a few minutes, the wife says,

“This is really amazing. After 50 years together, my fronts are still as hot for you as they were on our wedding day!”

The husband replies,

“well, they should be! One is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!”