Relationship Jokes
A dad asks questions to his son
Dad: who do u like more, mum or dad?
Little Johnny: both
Dad: Okay, if I go to London and your mum goes to Canada, where will you go?
Little Johnny: Canada
Dad: That shows you love your mum more?
Little Johnny: No, it shows I love Canada more than London
Dad: Okay, if I go to Canada your mum goes to London, where will you go?
Little Johnny: London
Dad: Replied angrily, why?
Little Johnny: why the anger, I chose London because I have been to Canada before
Dad: When did you go to London?
Little Johnny: During the first question