A Grandson Asked His Grandpa A Question

A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school.

Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Grandpa thought for a minute and simplified the explanation like this.

Grandpa: Listen young one, a wife is like a TV and a girlfriend is like a phone.

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your phone.

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time, you play with your phone.

TV is pretty much free for life, but for the phone, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big and bulky and most of the time old, But the phone is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.

Operational costs for the TV is often acceptable but for the phone, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote but the phone does not.

Most importantly, the phone is a two-way communication (talk and listen) but with the TV, you must only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least always remember that TVs are superior because TVs don’t have viruses, but phones often do. And phones can be easily hacked or stolen.