A husband visited a marriage counselor

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said:

“When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”

Said the counselor:

“Why complain? You are still getting the same service.

In the corporate world they call it,