A man and his wife take a trip to Jerusalem.
The wife has a heart attack and passes away.
One of the local crematoriums offers to cremate and encase his wife in a vase for $500.
The alternative would be to fly her back home to be buried/cremated for $10,000s of dollars.
The man chooses to send her home. One of the crem.
Folk asked “why would you spend so much money to cremate her there instead of here?”
The man says “sir, 2000 years ago, a man died in this city.
Three days later he came back to life. *I can’t take that chance!