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A Man Came Home From Work

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,

“Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”

His wife looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said,

“Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”

“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard!

You waltz in here, flop your fat a*s down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.

Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”

The husband sighed.

“Oh sh!t, it’s started.”


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