A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man.
In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his weapon in a vise.
He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next he picked up a hacksaw.
The lover terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to cut it off are you?”
The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire.”