A man was talking to his wife

A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office.

He said he would go the next day.

So the next morning he goes but when he gets there he realized he forgot his license and she said that was fine she could tell his age by the hair on his chest.

So he opened his shirt and everything went smoothly.

He got home and told his wife what happened and she said,

“well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability.”