A married man died

A married man died before he could have lovemaking with his wife.

The wife decided not to remarry or have make love relations with another man, instead, she cut off her late husband’s tool and mounted it to the wall.

Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself.

One day the neighbor Mr Samuel found out what was happening, and he made a h*le through the wall, removed the dead man’s tool and put his own tool and waited for the lady.

Unfortunately that same day the lady came with a knife and said,

“darling, we are moving to a new house today.”