Once upon a time, there was a woman, she got pregnant and was going to have triplets.
Her ultrasound showed that she’s going to have 2 daughters and 1 son.
The woman got shot 3 times in her stomach, each bullet to each child.
The kids were fine, though.
The kids got their birth and the woman was really happy.
5 years past, 1 of the 2 girls came up to her mother crying, having bullet on her hand:
”Mom, mom! I was in the toilet and this came out!”
The mother told the story to the girl and the girl calm down.
Another 5 years past and the other girl came to her mother bullet on her hand, the girl cried and said:
”Mom, I was in the toilet and this came out!”
The mother told the story and the girl calm down.
Yet another 5 years past and the boy came up to his mother bullet on his hand:
”Mom, mom! I…”
Mom: ”I know, you were in the toilet and that came out.”
The boy: ”No, I did a little wank and accidentally shot our dog!”