A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die”.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don’t burden him with household chores.
Have lovemaking with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
“You’re going to die,” she replied.