A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours.
Her mom said, “Sure.”
However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had make love with him for 2 hours.
When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were.
The daughter replied, “Nice!”
The mom said, “I can tell you enjoyed them; there’s still mayonnaise dripping from your face.”