Relationship Jokes An elderly man told his wife for aeroplane ride share it share it pin it An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the airport and after much bargaining with the owner of an open-top plane, the pilot/owner said, I’ll take you and your wife for a ride. If neither one of you yell or scream during the ride; it’s free, otherwise it’s $50.00 each. The old man asked his wife, honey are you sure you can ride on the plane without yelling or screaming. She said I’m sure I can Joe. So they agreed to take the ride. The pilot got them up in the air and tried to get them to scream or yell, he was flying upside down and doing cartwheels up in the air. When he landed he looked back at the old man and said, wow I can’t believe it neither one of you screamed or yelled. The old man said, it was hard not to scream but I almost did when my wife fell out of the plane. Related Topics: Up Next Elderly Couple Watching Television Don't Miss Husband Comes Home Drunk Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes2 hours ago A man in Scotland calls his son Clean Jokes2 hours ago A man came home from the mine Naughty Jokes2 hours ago Harry was stunned to come home Funny Jokes4 hours ago A very sick woman on her bed Relationship Jokes4 hours ago A Engineer and his wife always fighting Relationship Jokes10 months ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes1 year ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes10 months ago A old couple died Funny Jokes11 months ago A elderly woman had just returned Naughty Jokes12 months ago The Doctor Said To The Elderly Man