Her Most Annoying Husband
Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve.
He would complain about everything. One day he went to their creek with his mule.
He complained so much that the mule got annoyed and kicked him to death.
At the funeral, when all the men walked by the wife she shook her head yes and every time the women walked by she shook her head no.
The minister asked “Why are you shaking your head ‘yes’ for men and ‘no’ for women?”
Her response was, “The men would say how sorry they felt for me and I was saying, ‘Yes, I’ll be alright.’
When the women walked by, they were asking if the mule is for sale….”
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