Husband decided to do yoga.
As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes.
So the husband asked her,
“Honey, would you like to join me for Yoga?
WIFE: Do you mean to say I am fat?
HUSBAND: No no. If you don’t want to get up, it’s OK.
WIFE: So now you think I am lazy, hen?
HUSBAND: No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean…
WIFE: Aha! So I don’t understand you, right?
HUSBAND: Now look I didn’t say that.
WIFE: So am I lying?!
HUSBAND: All right! It’s best I also don’t go for Yoga
WIFE: See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me.
The husband quietly goes to sleep.