Little Johnny and his dad are going for a walk in the park where they see two dogs humping.
Johnny asks, “Dad, what are those dogs doing?”
The dad gets flustered and says,
“They are making a puppy.”
Later that night Johnny hears strange noises coming from his parent’s room.
When he goes to investigate he sees his dad laying on top of his mom.
Johnny asks, “What are you doing?”
The dad says, “We are making you a little brother.”
To that Johnny replies, “Well roll the b!tch over cuz I rather have a puppy”