Johnny came crying

Johnny came crying.

Dad: “What happened?”

Johnny: “Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her bum, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out.”

Dad: “That’s bad, but why you are crying?”

Johnny: “I knew that’s bad, so I pushed it back into her bum and she slapped me.”