Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a protection:
Johnny’s father, in an attempt to hide his full self enjoyment with a protection on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously.
“What ya doing dad?”
His father quickly replied,
“I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.”
Little Johnny replied,
“What ya gonna do, bang him?”