Little Bob went with his mom

Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday.

One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was afraid he was going to puke.

“No problem dear,” whispered his Mom in his ear, “just head on over to the bathroom on the other side of the Church, and take care of it there.”

Thirty seconds later Bob came back.

“Did you go to the bathroom?” question his Mom.

“No need” responded Bob.

“Right outside the door was a big box with a sign next to it ‘for the sick’, so I just did it in there!”