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Little Johnny is in his closet

Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise.

His mom comes in and starts making love with someone other than his dad.

He hears a door slam and his mother say “Oh no, my husband his home! Quick! Hide in the closet.”

The man get in the closet and little Johnny says: “Dark in here isn’t it?”

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The man is startled but then calms down. “Yes it is.”

“Do you want to buy my baseball glove?”

“No.”

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“I could go to my dad.”

“Fine. How much? ”

“200$”

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“Fine. ”

This happens again later in the week.

“Dark in here isn’t it?”

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“Yes, yes it is.”

“Do you want to buy my baseball bat?”

“How much?”

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“300$”

A few days later his dad wants to play ball with him and tells him to go get his glove and bat.

“I can’t. I sold them to my friends.”

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“For how much?”

“500$”

“That is way too much. I am taking you to church right now for a confession.”

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They get to the church and little Johnny gets in the booth.

“Dark in here, isn’t it?”

The reverend says: “Don’t start that shit again. Your in MY closet now.”

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