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little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad

The little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.

His Mum says, “What does a duck say, Tommy?”

He says, “Quack quack Mummy.”

His Mum says, “Very good Tommy, that’s right.”

She says, “What does a dog say?”

He says, “Woof woof Mummy.”

She says, “Very good.”

She says, “What does a cat say?”

He says, “Meow meow Mummy.”

She says, “Yes that’s right.”

Tommy says, “Let Daddy have a go.”

His dad says, “Ok Tommy, what does a cow say?”

The little lad looks confused and his Dad says, “Come on Tommy you know what a cow says.”

Tommy says, “Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you were talking to Uncle John about, that said you couldn’t go to the St@g show with him?”


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