Talking To His Dad
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father.
“I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls you gave me a piece of advice.
You said ‘good companion, good in bed, good mother – pick two’”
The father looked kindly at his son and nodded.
“Well, I feel like I have a good life.
My wife is kind to me and a lovely mother to our three kids.”
The father nodded back to his son with a knowing look and replied.
“That’s great son, but when I said ‘pick two’ I meant pick the second one.”
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