The first morning of her honeymoon

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after lovemaking and she stooped down to pick up her husband’s clothes and she let out a big fart.

She looked up and said, “Excuse please, front h*le so happy back h*le whistle!