A Dad and a Son were watching TV downstairs.
The Dads feet started getting cold.
So he sends his Son upstairs to get his slippers.
When he gets to the top he sees two of his sisters friends on her bed.
He then says,”My Dad sent me up here to sleep with you both”.
They then replied with,”No he hasn’t, you’re lying for sure”.
The Son says,”He has…and I can prove it,” so he shouts,”DAD, YOU DID SAY BOTH OF THEM, DIDN’T YOU?”.
His Dad then shouts back,”OF COURSE I DID WHATS THE POINT IN F**KING ONE”.