Johnny Asked His Teacher

Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes.

When he went to wipe his backside, there was no toilet paper so he used his hand.

When he got back to class, his teacher asked,

“What do you have in your hand?”

Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away.”

He was then sent to the principal’s office and the Principal asked him,

“What do you have in your hand?”

So, Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away.”

He was sent home and his Mum asked him,

“What do you have in your hand?”

Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he’ll get scared away.”

He was then sent to his room and told to stay there till his Dad came home.

His dad came home, went upstairs and said to Little Johnny,

“What do you have in your hand?”

So again Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he gets scared away.”

Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, “Open your hand!”

Little Johnny opened his hand and said, “Look Dad you scared the sh!t out of him!