Clean Jokes Little Mary Was Not The Best Student share it share it pin itLittle Mary was not the best student in school. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty !” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”, but Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!” The Teacher fainted. Related Topics: Up Next The Lawyer Says To His Client Don't Miss Man Surprised His Friends Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes11 months ago A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch Naughty Jokes11 months ago Brian proposed to Jill Relationship Jokes11 months ago A old man and his wife went to doctor Naughty Jokes11 months ago Joe grew up in a small town Funny Jokes11 months ago A patient was waiting nervously Relationship Jokes2 years ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes3 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old couple died Funny Jokes2 years ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes3 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree