Funny Jokes
I lost my wife
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.
Officer: What is her height?
Husband: Average, I guess.
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Average, I guess.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Officer: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Officer: Color and make of car?
Husband: Black Tesla AWD Dual Motor Model P85D with 691 HP, it does 0-60 in 5.4 seconds, has LED headlights, cornering and fog lights and the tech package with auto pilot.
There’s a small scratch on the driver door next to the handle…. and then the husband started crying…