A Guy Spots A Sign Outside A House

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking dog for sale” Intrigued he walks in and sees the dog.

“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog

“I have had a very full life” says the dog.

“I have lived in the Alps, rescued avalanche victims, I served my country in Iraq, and now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home”

The guy is flabbergasted.

He asks the dog’s owner “This is incredible! why on earth do you want to get rid of this dog?”

The owner says “Becuase he’s a liar! He never did any of that.”