He-ing And She-ing

A preacher was addressing his congregation.

“It has come to my attention that some of you have been he-ing and she-ing!

We don’t need that kind of sinning in this church.

Any guilty of this sin just get out!”

Half of the congregation gets up and leaves.

He continues, “It has also come to my attention that some of you have been he-ing and he-ing!

We don’t need that kind of sinning in this church.

Any guilty of this sin just get out!”

What is left of the men gets up and leaves.

“It has also been reported that some of you have been she-ing and she-ing!

We don’t need that kind of sinning in this church.

Any guilty of this sin just get out!”

What is left of the women gets up and leaves.

There is only one young boy left sitting in front of the church.

The preacher exclaims, “Well at least one of you is able to have some self control!”

“Well I was just waiting for you to say those who have been me-ing and me-ing.”