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So St Peter Was Checking People

So St Peter was checking people into heaven and as he was doing so, he was assigning cars to the entrants based on the how many bad deeds they did on earth.

The first man walks up and Peter asks, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?” The man replies, “50 times”.

Peter then assigns him a beat up 1984 Nissan pickup.

The next man walks up and after Peter asks him how many times he cheated on his wife, he says 10 times.

Peter assign him a 2005 Ford Taurus.

The last man walks up and reveals he has never cheated on his wife, so Peter gives him a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom.

Fast forward a couple of days and the guy in the old truck is driving around and comes across the guy who had the Rolls Royce.

The guy in the rolls is bawling his eyes out.

The Nissan guy approaches him and asks what’s going on and the Rolls guy replies, “I saw my wife.

She’s rising a skateboard.”


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