Naughty Jokes
A Father Buys A Lie Detector Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
One night at dinner, he decides to test it out. He asks his son what he did that afternoon.
His son says, “I did some homework”. The robot slaps him.
” Alright, alright.” His son says. “I went to my friends house and watched a movie.”
“What movie?” The father asks.
“Toy Story.” His son says. The robot slaps him.
“Alright, alright.” His son says. We watched a p*rn.
The dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what p*rn was!” The robot slaps him.
The mother laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps her.
