Naughty Jokes
Two Teenage Kids
Two teenage kids were waiting for the bus and there was this old man sitting at the station.
Let’s go and tease the grandpa- they said.
-Hey sir can we ask you a question? -yes sure.
What’s a thing with two wheels that you can ride? A bicycle said the old man.
Yes its a bicycle but it is a white bicycle so you didn’t find the answer.
The old man stared confused.
-Can we ask another one? -well ok.
What’s a thing with 4 wheels that you can ride?
a white car said the old man. -Yes its a car but it’s not white it’s a red car so you didn’t get the answer again.
Then the old man bothered by their intention ask them: -Can i ask you one? -Sure -What’s a thing that is pie-shaped and has some little hair on the sides? the kid with a dirty smile. -You didn’t get the answer right.