A Man Walks In To A Bar

A man walks in to a bar And sees an ugly old humpback of a guy, who is constantly surrounded by women.

“How to spot a millionaire, am I right? ” he winks and smiles at the bartender

“No, Larry is a plumber, not a millionaire”

“Okay – so he must be extremely charming?”

“Larry is actually a man of very few words”

“Then what on earth makes him so incredibly popular with women??”

“I actually have no idea – every day he comes here, he just sits there quietly, drinking his beer, licking his eyebrows..”