Clean Jokes
A German Goes Into A Bar
A big German man walks into an American bar slaps his hand down and orders a beer, then says very loudly…..”
when I drink, everyone drinks” the crowd in the bar cheers loudly and starts drinking.
Finished with his beer, he slaps the bar again orders another, and very loudly again says, “when I drink, everyone drinks”.
Once more the crowd erupts, and they drink as well.
The man then pulls out his wallet and slaps two 5.00 bills on the bar and says even louder ” when I pay, everyone pays”.