A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you...
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas call girl were so on his first night there, he...
This guy goes to the doctor due to a wicked headache that’s been hanging around for over a week. He asks the doc if he could...
A guy is sitting in a bar; absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored icebreaker, he sends her...
A woman walks into a chemist’s and asks if they sell extra-large rubber pack. ‘Yes, we do,’ says the sales assistant. ‘Would you like to buy...
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his weapon....
A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people 1 woman and 5 men survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted...
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally,...
A man is out shopping when he discovers a new brand of Olympic protection. He buys a pack and shows his wife. ‘They’re in three colors,’...
A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations.” The psychologist says, “Well let’s see...