One day Little Billy is at school showing off his new Spider man watch. When Little Johnny spots it he asks, “How did you get that...
Two old women were talking about their make love lives. Ethel was upset because her make love life had really died, while Mildred said her make...
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him, “What’s wrong?” The boy says, “Me ma is dead”. “Oh bejaysus,”the...
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner. “Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time...
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When...
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry...
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, “Mom, what’s Love?” His mother, who believed in all the most...
An elderly retired couple went to a doctor. The man said, “We want to know if we are making love properly. Will you look at us?”...
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity...