An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. Then the...
A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm. He asks an attorney: “If I give you $300 to help answer two legal problems...
A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney’s office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out...
A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying pill?” asked the doctor. “Not a...
There were three nurses in a morgue. They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with...
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that...
A man was stopped at a checkpoint on the way home from a visit to Mexico. The blonde border guard said, “Get out of the car...
A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant. The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes,...
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,...
A man goes into a Harley Davidson shop and while looking at bikes, the salesman comes up and asks if he has any questions. The man...