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There are two women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver’s seat and the blonde gets in the passenger’s seat. The...
A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink. He’s sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, and he hears...
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a h*le to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the...
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in...
A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish, my dear,’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want...
This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office. His lawyer says: “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” “Give me the bad...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket can you talk to me...
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,”...
A man phones a lawyer and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?” The lawyer replies, “A thousand dollars.” A thousand...
A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the...