Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk...
A man goes to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks his patient: “Do you really think that you are a horse?” The patient: “Yes.” The Doctor: “OK,...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why...
A guy is in line at the local Walmart when he notices that a rather hot blonde behind him has just smiled “Hello” to him. He...
Ed & Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I...
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar. “Bartender,” he says, “give...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants....
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....