A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
An elderly man gets pulled over by police, “Step out of the car,” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer...
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery...
Two old men from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in...
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
A little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom...
The husband plopped down on the couch to watch the footy on the tele’ and told his wife: “Get me a beer before it starts!” The...
A farmer has four beautiful daughters. He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the...
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says...