An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies, “Well,...
Mickey had been in police work for 35 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land as far...
Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in love One day they decide that they want to get married....
After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A...
Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in the English language.” “Why?” asked his father. “Well, the teacher asked us the...
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I...
An elderly drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in. “Have you...
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John’s wife died the same...
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...