A burglar breaks into a home and holds the man and woman in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing...
An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly...
A man is in the final stages of getting ready for his wedding… Everything is going well except for one small matter his bride-to-be’s extremely hot...
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little...
A teenager named Johnny walks into his local chemist and tells the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope there’s...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the...
An elementary school teacher decided to hand out candy and have the students guess what they are… The teacher explains to the class the game they...
Little Johnny had a job at an ice cream parlor. Guy comes in and says I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate....
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there...
An old cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain...