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A man went to church for confession. He stepped into the confessional and told the priest he had almost had make love. The priest said, ‘What...
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the old priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we...
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’...
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead.”...
Little Johnny was playing in his room, when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings...
Maurice is 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asks him a few questions. “Do you have any problems urinating?”...
An elderly Rabbi and an elderly Priest are good friends in the retirement home. One day the priest asks, “So tell me, be honest now, have...
One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said: “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
A man goes for a walk in the park. On his walk, he sees two old men sitting on a park bench and looking very down....